December 2011
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Brother and his wife are visiting. They shared a...
not in my bathroom
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When I see the quote, "You only live once" I...
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me: can we have sex?
fictional character:
me:
fictional character:
me:
fictional character:
me: i can marry you first if that'd make this easier.
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I really fucking love potatoes.
meowington5:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
BLESS
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Me: I love David Tennant and Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman and Matt Smith and-
My friends: WTF these guys are all old and ugly! They're all like, forty!
Me: SHUT YOUR MOUTH. YOU SHUT IT RIGHT NOW.